My cat just got arrested!?

OMGH! Ruth Harvey answered both my questions!

Aaaah


i feel like fainting
Answers:
Whenever you feel like fainting, it is advisable to move from a tiled area to a softer locale . perhaps a comfy couch. It can be really painful to go THUD onto a hard floor. If you DO feel faint, try to fall gracefully . avoiding any and all cats and/or small children in your immediate vicinity.

If your cat has been arrested, don't worry. Just advise your cat to exercise its rights to (1) remain silent; and (2) to cough up a furball on the arresting officers. Just because your cat has been arrested does NOT mean that your cat is actually guilty of committing a crime . cats should be presumed innocent (unless you actually catch them with little bird feathers sticking out of their mouth.)

When all else fails, have the cat blame the dog.

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huh?

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If you don't talk to your cats about catnip, who will?

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Congratulations, hope you have recovered.

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whats with all these random posts?!? they're completly irrelivant to quesitons about animals

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Post bail and get that kitty outa there.

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Hey, what ever you're smoking - you had better share!

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Get him out before "bubba" the pit bull has his way then hes as good as dead

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is your cat a cat burglar?

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How much kitty chow %26 kittly litter will you need for bail?

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Your cat just got arrested? Is this a new term in pet cat world? Please post new details! I'll do my best to answer your question! Or do you mean your cat was taken to a pound? If so, don't faint and you better go and bail her out!

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Would this be a criminal arrest, a citizen's arrest, or a heart-attack sort of arrest? I suspect the problem is that you've raised a compulsive cat bugler. It's true it's a sickness, but he really should be held responsible, anyway. Otherwise, how is he going to learn? You're a bad cat yourself for encouraging this sort of behavior. No nip for you for a week!

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I think your thoughts just went onto the computer and your computer words must of gone into your head. Basiclly i think you thought our thoughts we think you thought that i think you thought. i think.

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what??

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OK. I'll bite! Taking you seriously--the only "cat arrest" I know of, would be a quarantine if your cat bit someone. I've heard of THIS. For the first time in 13 years, my cat bit me--my fault, I got carried away playing with her; (sometimes I think I AM a cat), %26 it got infected so I had to see the doctor. Yes, I lied. I said I didn't know what happened. Antibiotics %26 warm compresses cleared it up. She's 100% indoor cat, goes into cat warp if anyone comes over, so she's definitely not a threat to anyone. I think people want to know exactly what you mean!!